I'd like to see everyone sharing their experiences.
Also can anyone come up with a comeback to this:'blah blah your so poor'
Actually I just thought of one: 'you might be rich now but you will be living on the street with dog **** dripping all over you after: your face transformation/ the exorcim of your face from the retarded Alien monkey *** ghost..................................plus you'll owe another 999 thousand billion pounds.'
But that one is kind of lame, and what if the person is good looking? can someone tell me a better one?
2006-11-14 07:52:47 · 32 answers · asked by jewl 32 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im just say sticks and stones...i know i know..not too whitty!
2006-11-14 07:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
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2016-05-01 22:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best comeback i've ever had was when me, a girl, and another girl were in this pick and they were standing directly infront of two manicons. One of the girls said something about me and the other agreed to i pointed to the manicons and said "thats before the surgery" then pointing to them "thats after!" haha it was funny.
as to the poor thing i would probably say "I may be poor but at least i can spell 'poor'"
and for the good looking thing i don't know, u'd have to say something first. :) If the person is ugly tho you can say "what sex position do you have to be in to make an ugly baby" ugly person says 'i don't know' you say "ask your mom!"
other comebacks: I'll be nicer when your smarter
if i want your opoinioin i'll give it to you
2006-11-14 08:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, nine years in junior high school and you are still monosyllabic. Bet all of that back shaving interfered with your brain functions.
Comeback to blah blah your so poor? You are sooooo poor that when Santa Clause stopped by your refrigerator box on Christmas Eve, the only gift you got was reindeer herpes when Santa had Rudolph give you the gift that keeps on giving. Wanna see the pictures?
2006-11-14 08:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jim from the Midwest 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
best come back to the blah blah blah...you are so poor...is so... I can become rich...but you will always be an @sshole.... so we're pretty much even....... as to any other comment that is rude.. you need to assess the situation and act on that... Good luck.
By the way... .there can't be anything that we could tell you that would be of any use due to it's all about how possitive and confident you are with yourself.
2006-11-14 07:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by cookie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
MMM, YOU have lovely blonde hair, but tell me, why do you dye your roots brown?
If anyone said the your so poor thing to me i'd say your so rich and it's a good job because your gonna need plastic surgery after i've kicked your ugly stupid face in! Then i'd kiss'em! Glesca kiss 'em!!
2006-11-14 08:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 02:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a tory candidate once rang my doorbell and as i was hoovering when she rang the bell she looked at my dusty hot face and said " oh i'm so sorry to stop you working" and my witty retort was " dont worry about it you have stopped 4 million others" ," Whats one more"
blah blah your so poor.......
you look like a wart
on the end of a toads k.nob
2006-11-14 09:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was 12 years my family moved to Ky from Cleveland Oh and yes my accent was different from everyone else. So I got made fun of and called a yankee b**tard and many other mean things, the kids that where making fun where refering to my lack of confederate blood, so the one kid was calling me a northern yankee f***er and I told him: "yeah 'YALL' know a winner when you see one, don't you, confederate looser."
Then he came after me and I kicked his @ss. I was one bad @ss yankee.
So in light of that all my friends still call me a yankee b**tard, jokingly of course.
Sorry I have nothing for the poor thing.
2006-11-14 08:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama-----LOL just kidding, um, well my short friend once told me hey you need to hit the gym again starting to get a little puggy and I said "I can go to the gym to loose the xtra weight but your short and can do anything about it"....sorry I know it's not origianl but nothing comes to mind right now....insult me and see what comes out...lol
2006-11-14 07:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe the honor of the wittiest comeback belongs to Sir Winston Churchill, in responding to Lady Nancy Astor.
Nancy Astor said to Winston, 'if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea.'
Churchill replied, 'Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
2006-11-14 08:04:44 · answer #11 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋