( Herr Go-bels @ yahoo Question ...s still asleep @ the wheel az I see , still , we the peeople , still , do not yet have the category MISCELAENIOUS , perhaps he's saving it for us for christmas , bless his little cotton brain ! )
2006-11-14 07:45:38 · 49 answers · asked by onesnowshoe 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Got 2 favourites:
SAVE THE TREES - Wipe your *** with an owl!
And
IF I THROW A STICK WILL YOU F*** OFF?!?!?
2006-11-15 00:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I'm multitalented--I can talk and ignore you at the same time"
"You're jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me"
But the best one can best be understood by devotees of SEC/ACC college football. It had the logos of the Universities of Florida and Tennessee, and Clemson and Auburn Universities(all schools which have orange as one of their team colors); each logo was superimposed with the universal red circle-with-slash that means "don't." The accompanying caption said "Rednecks turn orange in the fall!"
2006-11-14 10:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best:
Something Wiccan This Way Comes
Funniest:
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor
2006-11-14 16:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I had a shirt with a picture of a six-pack of beer.
Below it said, It may just be a 6-pack to you but to me it is group therapy.
I saw this saying on a bumper sticker. Everybody looks good at 2 o'clock in the morning
2006-11-14 07:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Two spring to mind:
Heart of Gold
Nerves of Steel
Knob of Butter
and, across the front of a young lady with very large breasts,
If only these were brains.
2006-11-14 08:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
OSHA Blue water splash rule in effect: All turds over six inches must be hand lowered.
2006-11-17 13:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Funnel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Join the (countries name) army
Travel to foreign countries
Meet interesting new people
Kill them
2006-11-14 20:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A picture of Mickey Mouse giving the finger
2006-11-14 07:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by williejuly1 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I love the one with the portly redneck sitting on his beer cooler with his jeans hanging low in the rear with the words "SAY NO TO CRACK).
2006-11-15 15:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw this one at a dog show, loved it, my wife bought it for me:
Picture of 3 salt/pepper shakers, labled; "Salt", "Pepper", and "Dog Hair".
Anybody with long-coated dogs can relate!
2006-11-15 04:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The beatings will continue until morale improves!!
2006-11-15 13:19:41 · answer #11 · answered by Slimsmom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋