Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER . . .
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
2006-11-14 07:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. "
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. "
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. "
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
2006-11-14 07:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
within the 12 months 2006 or 2007, i do not take into account precisely, Sampras expected that Roger will win till the top of his profession a whole of 17 essential titles. right now i inspiration that is mainly, however as of at present it kind of feels to turn out to be actual - a minimum of the probabilities that he can succeed in the ones 17 titles are very top. as of at present additionally the list books have got to be rewritten Fed is now amongst three gamers (along with Borg and Sampras) they have got received a minimum of one million essential identify inside eight consecutive years. now with a hole of 3040 ATP facets among Roger and the second ranked Djoker he will have to even be in a position to manipulate that knowledge being the number one till the starting of the French Open. on this case he could additionally holiday Sampras' list of 286 weeks being the quantity #one million offered that he remains healthful.
2016-09-01 12:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
its my favorite!
2006-11-14 08:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by fsh_paste 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya gotta love the guy. Too bad he is not around in our day.
2006-11-14 07:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will had a lot of good lines and philosophies.
2006-11-14 07:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... it's soooo funny... I love it...
2006-11-14 07:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋