Your wife tells you that your **** is bigger than your brothers!
2006-11-14 07:10:31 · 16 answers · asked by Tiger8214 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You seem pretty fit for a fat bloke - said to me.
2006-11-14 07:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by lulu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Children
2006-11-14 15:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by The Little White Bull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news: The doctor has given you two weeks to live!
The good news: They're both in August
2006-11-14 16:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I'm at the Police station. I just got arrested for being the ugliest person. Can you come pick me up so I can prove them wrong?
2006-11-14 15:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by Right_Tonight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to cut you open and stuff the wound with $100 bills.
2006-11-14 15:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but we have amputated the wrong leg, but the good news is that we have found you didnt really have gangrene in the other leg after all.
2006-11-14 15:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True love comes and goes herpese lasts forever
2006-11-14 15:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Joel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you look just great. I like a gal with a bit of meat on her bones.
2006-11-14 15:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by boredperv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not good at anything but your wife thinks you are good at everything
2006-11-14 15:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got a face only a mother cld love ha ha
2006-11-14 15:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋