A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.
The pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
2006-11-14 07:08:01 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! Your jokes are too funny! It's true too blondes are airheads (don't get all mad ...I'm blonde too) It always takes me awhile to get jokes if I even get them at all! ;)
Not that we are stupid, we just don't think much...ehh...at all...whatever! 8-)
2006-11-14 08:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still prefer the Hillary Clinton bashing version of the first joke. The second one was pretty funny. And to answer the other poster's question, 7 and 7 is 14 not 15, that's the point.
2006-11-14 07:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL im a blonde hope i dont do that on a plane else id be in for it
2006-11-14 07:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by spyke the kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. But I don't know what a 7 and 7 is. I'm assuming a kind of drink. It would be funnier if I knew what it was. seven-up and seven-up? is that it. Anyway, whatever. The first one was funnier.
2006-11-14 07:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How can you tell if a blonde is married?
She's driving an SUV with two kids chasing after it, shouting "Mom! Wait!"
2006-11-14 07:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell a blonde has been using a vibrator?
She has a chipped tooth.
2006-11-14 07:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard the first one before, but haven't heard the second one.
2006-11-14 07:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the first one.
Didn't get the second one.
2006-11-14 07:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They made me smile ;0)
2006-11-14 07:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one's better!
2006-11-14 07:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋