a daughter comes from school one day and says "mommy, mommy, all the other kids can only say ABC but i can say up to G. See ABCDEFG.is that because i am blonde mommy" The mother says"yes my darling"
The next day the daughter comes home and says "mommy, mommy, all the other kids can only count up to 3 but i can count up to 10. See 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. is that because i am blonde mommy" the mother says"yes my darling"
The next day the daughter comes home and says" mommy, mommy, when we went to have a shower after the gym class, when the girls took off their tops they all had flat chests, but i have these" and she lifted up her top and showed her mom a pair of 36C's"that very nice"said an embarresed mother
"is that because i am blonde mommy." "no my darling it is because you are 26"
2006-11-14 07:07:43 · 13 answers · asked by Megan H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really funny! i give it a 10 lol
2006-11-14 07:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!
2006-11-14 15:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-11-14 15:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but I think it had to do with rednecks instead of blondes.
2006-11-14 15:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahaha funny. good joke.
2006-11-14 15:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:O lol got to tell my mates that one
2006-11-14 15:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom would die if she heard that [jk]That's funny.Thumbs up.
2006-11-14 15:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sheltered.By.Shadows. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROLLS ON FLOOR LAUGHING
2006-11-14 15:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG... it's hilarios... so damn funny... i'm LMAO.... you're really funny...
2006-11-14 15:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-14 15:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋