to wake me up. I don't get a nice cup of tea, just slapped across the face with his "man thing"
What should i do? How do i tell him to stop without him being mad at me?
2006-11-14 07:02:07 · 42 answers · asked by thed0gsb0ll0x 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Make sure you set an alarm so ur awake, But then pretend to be asleep. As you see him enter the room and go to slap you round the face with his one eyed snake . BITE IT!!! He won't do it again! If that doesn't work then just tell him thats the only way to make him stop see how he likes it. I assume your gay??
Good luck darling x
2006-11-14 08:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kirstycs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a jerk? That's every girls dream is to be woken up from a great sleep with a piece of s*** in your face.
First of all, let him know how you feel, obviously his maturity level is smaller than his d*** size...so you are going to have lay it down flat (how you feel, not his "man thing").
If he doesn't stop after that...as immature as it is...bite the damn thing, and tell him to get the hell out!
If he continues after you have asked him plain as day to stop, he is not respectful of you, and will never be. You will be better off without him.
2006-11-14 07:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him knock it off. He needs to know it's not cool to hit women. Any guy who hits a woman needs a swift kick in the balls.
So he won't get mad, just try telling him gently at first. If that doesn't work, then tell him a little more forcefully. Sometimes you gotta be jerk to get the job done.
Hopefully he stops smacking you. That's NOTcool.
2006-11-14 07:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by aureliusrocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haven't you heard of grit ball? cook you up some nice grits on the stove with an iron skillit and tell him breakfast is here.. then throw the boiling mess at him while he is blinded by the hot stuff whack him a few times with the iron skillet.. he'll get the point.....worked for me
2006-11-14 07:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by steveangela1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do the Vietnamese telephone trick.
grab his testicles , one in each hand, put one in front of your mouth, the other by your ear than you say quickly hello hello, hello ,than you let them go.
Turn to him and say sorry honey I tough it was a phone call for me and that you put the phone on my cheek.
If he doesn't believe you your relationship is over. If he does he'll never try that again .
2006-11-14 07:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by maxon475 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him some suggestions of how you'd rather be woken up & if he cares for you like he should, he shouldn't get mad. You should be able to have some input on how you want to be woken up?
2006-11-14 07:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by Nocine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares if he gets mad at you , wake up before he gets up and wake him up by setting on his face, and you know what I mean. I think your boyfriend is a total slob!!
2006-11-14 07:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by inmate3685 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do the same to him once... ask him how he likes it? Other than that, state it just like you did.... "It'd be much nicer if you woke me with a cup of tea or something other than smackin me with you shlong...."
2006-11-14 07:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Blonde 501s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you either dump him before he does it again or next time you grab his "man thing" & twist it so badly that his eyes pop out.
Either way, you won't have to put up with it happening again.
2006-11-14 07:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** gimme a break. which back alley did u find this loser in? and how do u tell him w/o making him mad?! i'd flick him in the nutz next time he tried it..won't have time to be mad while he's doubled over.
2006-11-14 07:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by meme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋