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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.
The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

2006-11-14 06:34:59 · 4 answers · asked by Mash 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

LoLoL... LMAO... you're hilarious...

2006-11-14 06:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0 1

The Beech says to the Birch, "Well that's Alder is to this, you Sap. Looks like Hollys been playing around. Just stop your Pining."
The Birch says,"Oh, I'm just Blue, Spruce, "
The Beech says, "So, stop your Weeping, Willow"

2006-11-14 07:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

Hahaha Lol

2006-11-14 06:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by Helena 2 · 0 0

OUT OF ALL THE JOKES WE HAVE READ TODAY, THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST ONE...

2006-11-17 05:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 0 0

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