2006-11-14 06:22:35 · 23 answers · asked by Sunbeam 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
We have taught our daughters correct terminology for anatomy, but because they are 2 1/2 and 4 it comes out as....peanuts and baginas. Ok, one day when I picked them up at daycare, my provider said that my oldest put peanut butter in her ear. I told her that if she did that, peanuts will grow out of them (not thinking, of course what they know to be peanuts). I did a mental head slap as I got them into the car and when we were driving my oldest said,
"I don't want peanuts coming out of my ears."
To which my youngest said,
"Yeah, and we don't put baginas in our ears either."
I almost went off the road.
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2016-11-29 03:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by duperne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two stories the first is when my oldest was four. When his baby brother was born, we explained breast feeding to him. Now, we have some foul mouthed people in our family that taught him some not -so-nice words. One day we were in Wal-mart and the baby was crying. I had turned to pick up something and Brandon ( the oldest ) yells "Mom, I think he wants your titty!" I wanted to die! Second is about the youngest. He was two and my boyfriend ( at the time ) and I took him to a restaurant. Jacob had to go use the restroom so my boyfriend took him to the men's room. Jacob had always gone to the ladies room with me. They came back to the table and Jacob yells " Mommy David peed in the sink!" When I questioned David he told me it was the urinal! lol Jacob had never seen one. I still tease him about that today and he is 9 years old now.
2006-11-15 09:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Patty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was 15 months old when her dad passed away from a brain tumor. When she was about 3 or 4yrs old, she asked me if she was going to get another Daddy. I told her when God found the right man to be her Daddy, He would show us who he is. Her response: "I want a pink one, pink is my favorite color!"
It was all I could do not to laugh and look for a sunburned guy at the beach! She's 27 now and I still tease her about that...
My 7 year old grand-daughter was 4 when she told me "Gammy, even if you weren't my Gammy, I'd love you anyway!" This is why I spoil her.... :-)
2006-11-14 06:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My parents had my son visiting for the summer....he's 3 at the time my dad took him to the mens restroom with him to go potty before leaving the restaraunt they were dining at and as they were walking out the hall into the dining area my son said real loud "Paw Paw, why ur pee pee so big and mine little?" and proceeded to tell my mom about his discovery in front of everyone. I never saw such a dark skin man turn so red when he told the story.
2006-11-14 06:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jsmom 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It was my niece last year at Thanksgiving. The kids were all playing until it was time to sit down and eat. We all sat down, and started to pass the food around the table. When it came time for my sister to put it on her plate she said "I don't want turkey Mommy" My sister said "why not? It's good!" She said "it's a sick turkey" We couldn't figure out why my niece was saying this. Finally about 5 minutes later my sister asked her again and she said "it's a sick turkey" My sister said "Allison it's not a sick turkey" she (my niece) said "yes it is, mommy. I saw Grandma take it's temperature" We all started laughing hysterically. Needless to say she didn't eat any Turkey last year. She was 3yrs old.
2006-11-14 06:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by jakesmom 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My son and I were on the couch (he was 4 at the time 5 now) and our upstairs neighboors were being really loud. All of a sudden it sounded like they were going to come crashing through the ceiling on us and my son looked up and said "What the HELL was that?" it was very funny. I laughed but then told him not to cuss anymore. I tried not to laugh but I couldnt help it
2006-11-14 06:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lori R 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My husband, kids, and I were going home from grocery shopping when my husband asked our 10 year old daughter what she learned at school that day. My daughter said "we talked about high chicken." My husband and I looked at each other with strange looks, then I asked her, "What the heck is a high chicken?" She said "I don't know, but Ms. Williams told us not to do it because some bad person might pick us up and try to kill us."
What she meant to say was "hitch-hiking"!! It was hilarious!
2006-11-14 06:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
My nephew was about 3yrs old and was sitting with us at church. My dad went up to take Communion (we serve wine) and when he came back to the pew, my nephew climbed into his lap to snuggle, only to smell the wine. He knelt in grandpas lap, put his little hands on his cheek and OUTLOUD said "why does your mouth smell like poopy?". Thought the entire congregation was going to die laughing (except my dad).
2006-11-14 06:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by GP 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was baby sitting these girls one time and their toy ran out of batteries so i got some new batteries and the screwdriver and when i was unscrewing the battery cap the little girl said" wow sarah your a good screw" (she was 4 so she had no idea the other implication). i had a good laugh so did her parents when they came home
2006-11-15 02:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by auntie s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋