Typical woman lol..?

Question

John had a terrible accident which mangled his private parts, requiring they be removed. His spirit was broken.

His doctor told him: "John, all is not lost. I can make you better than before. It is possible for us to replace your lost member with a prostetic. However, the procedure is considered cosmetic and would not be paid by your insurance.

The hope of regaining his manly prowess lifted John's heart to ask: "How much would it cost?"

His doctor explained: "You can get the 4 inch model for £6,000.00 (John's frown quickly faded); or the 6 incher for £7,500.00 (John began to smile); or you may have the 9 inch version for £10,000.00." (John grinned as his eyes widened with anticipation)

"But normally I insist that the decision be made only after you've consulted with your wife"

John happily agreed, and set off for home.

Upon his next return, the doctor asked for his decision. John hung his head sadly, replying: "She said for that kind of money, she'd rather a new kitchen."

Answer 1

lol good1..................

Answer 2

re: typical women....here's an oldie but one that still raises the occassional chuckle.

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Ladies: In the interest of equal time... If you type "wife mart joke" into a web browser, you'll find the same joke with the genders switched.

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

That poor guy, his wife is a total b*tch!!! Women will never understand how important that part is to a man, just like we'll never understand almost anything about them...LOL.

Answer 5

This is the better joke but perhaps I am biased lol :P I still think I need my blue blanket though lol

Answer 6

Aww poor John!! :)

I would rather have John working right then the stove working right!! :)

Answer 7

Any woman who says that wants her head checking!

Answer 8

9 inch's pleas i dont care how big it is as long as it get me preg

Answer 9

seen this before but still made me laugh out loud!

Answer 10

saw that one last night - still funny tho

Answer 11

no not typical, we girls would rather have the 9 inches....Then we would get him to get the new kitchen..............