Lady's, what was the best/ worst pick up line you received... and as for the best, did anything become of it?

Answer 1

the worst one I got was this guy said "I don't deal with women who haven't been snipped and burned" (tubes tied). he said that he got trapped 3 times by women. I told him to next time wear a condom stuppid.

Answer 2

WORST PICK UP LINE: guy at a party approached me, told me he wanted to tell me a story, it went like this:
he saw an older couple holding hands in the park, the woman in the couple walked away for a minute and so he approached the guy and said to the married older man, you look so happy, how do u keep your relationship this long, the man whispered in his ear, cheat!
then the guy asked me if he could have my phone number so we could grow old together, oh my god, i was so shocked i had nothing to say.
men, be honest, pick up lines are lame all the time.

Answer 3

I've heard ones about angles, sometimes a guy walking by will say, 'damn I wanna go with you', A guy asked me if I was real (not offensive, I hope lol) And I didn't like any of those. No good ones so far, unfortunately!

Answer 4

The only one I remember was "You're gonna be my wife someday" That was said by a tall rugged blonde guy, who I didn't even know.....he said it at a restraunt.... then 6 months later I ran into him again at a quick stop then we started dating and now we have been married for 3 years....how funny is that?

Answer 5

I've had a dude come up to me and say this: Say what ya name is...oh yea dat fit ya gurl..tell me where you headed...can I walk with ya girl...u got that look in yo eyes...look like you'll give ya boy here a good ol time....I could've sworn that was Chris Brown?!? I just busted out laughing!! LOL

Answer 6

Worst: "My teddy bear! I lost my teddy bear. Do you know where my teddy bear is at?" I wanted to run away from that creep!