A royal was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my", said the Royal, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry , but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors' orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he has been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a very real danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am so sorry", said the Royal.
On the next floor they passed a room where a nubile young nurse was giving patient a ********.
"Oh my", said the Royal, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem - but he's with Private Medical."
2006-11-14 05:51:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
book me in
2006-11-14 05:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-11-14 16:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. That lucky second guy... I hope the nurse was hot.
2006-11-14 14:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 14:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 13:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 13:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 13:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by ladybird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...lol
2006-11-14 13:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats sooooo old
2006-11-14 16:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by girlsrule137 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think someone posted that one last week
2006-11-14 15:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋