A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. Now I'm 10, and if you tell me that grown-ups don't really sh@g each other, I'll have nothing left to live for."
2006-11-14 05:43:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMIGOD! THERE'S NO SANTA?????
2006-11-14 05:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by floss 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-11-14 13:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mick B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Poor Dad !!! Spoiling the Child and making an upcoming Revolutionarist of the future by forcing his all Co*k and Bull stories into the poor child's head ...Ah ?! ...............Hilarious One !!! I liked it !!!
2006-11-14 13:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol but some ppl like my husband sould not sh@g at all hes wored that ever thing under the sun could and will hapin when i /or can get preg
2006-11-14 13:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um i guess about 5/10 he get a ha he
2006-11-14 13:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no i dont want to know any more i cant believe santas not real?
2006-11-15 04:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
2006-11-14 14:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an okay one...not splitting my sides though
2006-11-14 13:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-14 14:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love this one!
2006-11-14 15:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by maya v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋