A little fellow got a lat start to school one morning so he took a shortcut. He snagged his pants on a barbed wire fence, ripping a hole in his seat. He searched through his pockets and found one safety pin. He pinned up his pants as well as he could and hurried on to school. School was already in session when he arrived. As he hung up his coat, his teacher said " Johnny, I see you're a little behind". "Yeah" said johnny, " but if i had another pin you couldnt".
2006-11-14 05:37:03 · 8 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I got this from my Church jokebook
2006-11-14 05:43:14 · update #1
Very cute.
2006-11-14 05:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This cant be God´s humour, since this is not particularly funny and God is omnipotent and therefore has the greatest powers of comedy possible.
Humour is a way of bravely laughing at the things that frighten and humiliate us, so that our spirits may triumph even though ultimately forces like death and disease conspire to reduce us to dust.
This gentle little joke does not do it for me. Give me something containing the darkness of our lives, perhaps with references to death or sex or something really important.
2006-11-14 13:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Pastor Sauce 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is, If you take a shortcut, You'll be exposed as late.
2006-11-14 13:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cute, in real life the kid would have used it as an excuse to stay home from school..
2006-11-14 13:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure god could of come up with something a little bit funnier than this.
2006-11-14 13:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so... who is GOD in this story? it would be a bit more relevant if it was a Catholic school
2006-11-14 13:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by Suey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-14 13:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
god spelled backwards is dog
2006-11-14 13:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kyleontheweb 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋