and says "I bet I can play any musical instrument. A man hands him a guitar and the Octopus plays it better than Jimmy Hendrix. Another man says "I bet you can't play the piano" So the Octopus sits at the pub piano and plays better than Elton John. A Scotsman then hands the Octopus some Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused. The Scotsman laughs and says "Ha, can ye nae play it?"...
The Octopus replies "Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I get its fu**ing pyjamas off!!!
2006-11-14 05:20:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey!!! i like the joke...but i feel like i heard it somewhere before...now where could that have been?!?! hehe! love it anyway!!
2006-11-14 05:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by bella 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 09:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by anirudh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol,lol
2006-11-14 05:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by smithy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fu***ing pyjammas off loco but heres one of ya then if jack was on the roof would you help jack off
2006-11-14 05:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good. I actually laughed out loud
2006-11-14 05:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mick B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone posted this exact joke yesterday.
*sigh* It has lost its sting.
But it was funny!
2006-11-14 05:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasnt that one on here last night - still as funny though
2006-11-14 05:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it many a time but still love it...thanx !!!
2006-11-14 05:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but GOOD ONE
2006-11-14 05:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by geniuswithU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, good one
2006-11-14 05:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋