2006-11-14 04:44:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
2006-11-14 04:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by jennifer 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because he Chuck Norris. How dare you ask a question like that?
Better watch out he might round house kick you in the face.
2006-11-14 04:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
cuz chuck norris has two speeds. walk and kill.
cuz chuck norris doesn't do push ups he does earth downs
cuz there is no theory of evolution.Just a list of animals he allows to live.
LOL.... chuck norris cracks me up.
2006-11-14 05:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever seen a Tiger or an Aligator or an Eephant of course on TV only!!!] while resting !! How cool and composed they are...all brave A*sses are cool when they are not in action !!! Chuck Norris is no exception to that !!
2006-11-14 05:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is sueing Law and Order because it is the tradmark names of his left and right Legs....
2006-11-14 05:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by jack 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
'Cause he visited us out here in Iraq a few days ago, and he seems like a real nice person.
2006-11-14 04:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by Sgt Squid 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You certainly put this question under the correct heading :)
2006-11-14 04:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it is cold outside.
2006-11-14 04:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because he doesnt kill anyone he uses his brain
2006-11-14 04:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cuz my gma crushes on him. lol
2006-11-14 04:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋