2006-11-14 04:35:53 · 16 answers · asked by themistocles 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But it is by Mars bars alone
that my heart is set free
It soars like a rocket-jockey
to the planet of blurred vision
unquenchable thirst
and the astroid-belts of urinary incontinence
the hands become numb
but the heart rejects all warning
It is by Mars bars alone
that my heart is set free.
2006-11-14 05:57:23 · update #1
Ahhhh, lovely. This could easily be added to the Javacrucian rituals we already practice.
At last! Praise to the Bar of Mars! We have found what was lacking, and all our hopes have been restored!
You have done a wondeful thing here, by providing us with a second verse, after the Most Holy Sacred and Efficacious Javacrucian Chant:
"It is by Caffeina alone
that I set my mind in motion.
By the Beans of Java,
my thoughts aquire speed.
The hands aquire the shakes,
the shakes become a warning.
It is by Caffeina alone
that I set my mind in motion…"
2006-11-14 04:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Themi. new relgion? What? Faith in what?? a mars bar? can it save you and bring you love peace and Joy. Can it give you a new life and a new heart. Will it lead to Heaven./?? If not, get a new relgion, altho God tells us we are free to choose and each of us alone will reap wonderful rewards of Heaven for making God our choice, or reap horrible consequences of hell forever. Which is your choice. That doggone little candy bar can only make you fatter, and will stil get you to hell. No, nothing wrong with the candy bar. It is who and what you worship.
you say you need enlightenment? enlightenment towards what. ??? Truth???? or just simple enlightenment on how to gain weight and worship a candy bar? as a goal in love, this is a big one. NOT. are you related to sleezestack on here. Sounds like one of his. hahahaha
2006-11-14 04:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Which Mars product? Eventually, some will think M&Ms are the only way, others will follow Snickers.
2006-11-14 04:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by james.parker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love this idea- unfortunately it contradicts with my current path- but I can certainly appreciate the appeal - I am sure it will taste much better than the wafer I get for communion.
2006-11-14 04:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not new. I've been practicing member for many years.
Not that I don't stray occasionally to pray at the Snicker's temple once and a while.
2006-11-14 04:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are the best! Never mind enlightenment! They are truly the path to euphoric pleasure!
2006-11-14 04:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Olivia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm! Chocolate!!!
I hereby renounce the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all His works and pomps!
2006-11-14 04:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do we get free memberships to Weight Watchers too?
2006-11-14 04:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by E D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...me and Dan White.
2006-11-14 04:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on that path briefly but I had to renounce it! I got too fat!
2006-11-14 04:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋