A group of 10 men are about to go to the Jungle. Their leader gives them safety tips: "Guys, in case if you get bitten by a poisonous snake, the closest person to you has to suck out the poison immediately"
One of the men replies:"What if the snake bites me on my d**k?"
The leader :"Then you'll find out who's your best friend"!!!
2006-11-14 04:09:01 · 35 answers · asked by DEZ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Migh- I don't want to rejoin Sepultura,I am good in Soulfly!
2006-11-14 04:36:04 · update #1
Great Joke - - - 10/10 :)
2006-11-14 04:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny - 8/10
2006-11-14 04:11:55 · answer #2 · answered by Musicol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a very old joke!Still great!
And I think the leader replies" Then you'll find out who is your real friend"
2006-11-14 04:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do not have a d**k so do I have a best Friend at all!! some one suck me or I will die (help me) I like this so much
2006-11-14 04:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No body better get bitten by a snake in that area then! You bout to be one dead m***erf***er!!!!!! Good one
2006-11-14 04:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
totally funny
2006-11-14 04:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 04:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was alright.
2006-11-14 04:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny
2006-11-14 04:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1. no let me rephrase that it's a KILLER Joke!
2006-11-14 04:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by Reality-blver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋