Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
2006-11-14 03:59:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What great food for thought that was!!!
"Why Do They Call Rush Hour The Slowest Part of the Traffic Day?" Yeah, my own little food for thought there!!
2006-11-14 04:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are your answers:
1) Cause you don't want a bad tummy.
2) It doesn't become kitty litter, it becomes a runner.
3) Probably a very deep shade of blue.
4) Maybe they're talking about the set of channels.
5) Just plain bread.
6) Sadly, it doesn't say in the bottle.
7) If it doesn't sell, why would it be a success?
8) Only for critical thinkers.
9) That is indeed correct. Although you can also get it when you got what you want.
10) In boxes.
Enjoy!
2006-11-14 12:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. cos it can still go off and be un edible
2. no, if the car is moving, it will become a road kill and buried in the dump
3.You can't choke a smurf, they're not real.
4. because it's a set of components and parts built to enable you to watch "tele vision"
5. bread was always a good food, it was just fantastic when someone said, hey lets pre slice it to make it become more convenient, before bread there was sex i reckon.
6.baby oil is specifically is Paraffinium liquidum, hexyl laurate, ethylene/propylene/styrene copolymer, cyclopentasiloxane, chamomillia recutta oil, bisabolol and parfum mixed together.
7 no, because the book was presumably written to create a book so people can learn from the subject of failure not for the book to fail.
8. Fuzzy logic has not got a physical form, it is a term, so no it is impossible for it to tickle, although, if someone found the term funny and laughed then technically yes, it does.
9.yes experience is commonly associated with not succeeding at something in some way
10. i would have thought they would pack it between sheets of wood with straps to prevent it from breaking.
That was rather fun, haha.
2006-11-14 12:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Animal mother 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
1) to tell you to stop eating the cream
2) it would be an injured cat.
30 it turns blue.
4) because it is set to a cable line
5) unsliced bread
6) johnson and johnson factory.
7) yes it succeeded to fail.
8) no it scratches the head
9)a lesson taught is a lesson bought
10)in plastic containers
2006-11-14 12:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by cluelesskat maria 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What a stupid thing to write down Miranda,Grow a brain will ya..
2006-11-14 19:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great questions! Wow!
You have such an appetite for writing today!
2006-11-14 12:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice, also why does a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?
2006-11-14 12:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by InviHncibleN 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Great questions.
2006-11-14 12:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a smart questions coming from a smart person. u are indeed smart.
2006-11-14 12:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by kitty katty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol Good qujestions
2006-11-15 15:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋