How did a fool and his money get together?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
2006-11-14 03:58:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! i never did understand why they sterilized those needles...i think its about dignity...dignity smignity ur on death row and ur gonna die plus u probly just spent a good portion of ur life trading sexual favors for drugs or cuz ur cell mate is hellavalot bigger than u...and u want dignity...where was that when u was on ur knees? lol
2006-11-14 04:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm gonna try again
1. he got lucky
2. yes, that's why they do that job i suppose
3.to improve concentration
4. they don't they put the sign there because it's common that they will cross there
5. Because then when the coroner records the cause of death, he knows it was definitely the injection killed him not some other poisoning
6. cos it's against the law
7. because an the word abbreviation is the reason why we need them
8. wood boxes i reckon
9. because it is soldier like
This is passing some time! rather fun as well, (wow, I'm so sad)
2006-11-14 04:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by Animal mother 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First 2 questions are ok yet 0.33 question could be embarrassing. Any lady who is going to get married knows nicely that she has to soak up some minum in many circumstances going on jobs in any different case, she would be waiting to be bored of no paintings in finished days. Asking that query could recommend there will be finished time in many circumstances going on jobs having no time for any respite. you'll be able to extremely ask : Are you an extremely God fearing individual & have self assurance his suprmacy too ? maximum of God fearing human beings are good & in charge.
2016-10-17 06:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by merkel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and Andy Rooney must be friends. haha I saw that on Letterman last night. I must agree with the sterilized needle question.
2006-11-14 04:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tut,tut,tut,still basic jocks ehh..Brush up dear..
2006-11-14 11:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
HAR! You must live in Florida! ;)
Considering they live in Tampa, do we call them Tampans or Tampons?
Considering what's done with them, shouldn't they be called Tamp-Ins?
I know...bad.
2006-11-14 04:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Rich B 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
FUNNY
how can an atheist not believe in something he doesn't believe in?
2006-11-14 04:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-14 04:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-15 07:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.... hilarious
2006-11-14 06:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋