does anybody else find it funny winding up the english?

Question

they are such easy targets, thats why scotland luvs 2 do it, ive heard the americans irish and welsh all luv winding up the stuck up basTA*rds yeah i know ive got a violation for this already but damn its worth it! i can see them now getting right pissed off

ok i find it funny about the drunk, football small dick and so on but the person who said about wife beating was completly out of order thats not somthing to joke about and its something which may upset people personally please take the time to think about what am saying am not being personal about anyone the woman reading this may now be offended by you

yeah youre right mate, its true! am going to england at the weekend, london i cant wait, am ready to be stoned!

Answer 1

you jockenese are so sad .... apart from the rangers and hearts fans that is .... look at your past postings
I left my job today, and some people in work didnt even say bye?
i have worked there 3 and a half years never had a day of sick, done 4 months notice for them cos they really wanted me to stay so they said then its the last time i will see them and they didnt say anything about me leaving not even good luck with your next job i have never had an argument or spoke about anyone behind there back and we always got on well am young and quite quiet but, only the younger people in work said bye and to keep in contact, but my boss who i have done everything for and put everything into work and never stayed off said nothing am feeling pretty sad about it cos he said if i stayed on for longer he would appreciate it but why is he being like this ....proves your a sad man and now you want to move to liverpool !!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

PS .. my family are from scotland and Ulster

Answer 2

I'm Welsh but my fiancee (love of my life) is English.

No I don't find it fun to wind up the English. And as for them being "stuck up bastards" how many have you actually met? You bigtotted ****. Who are you to make such generalisations.

A bit of teasing is OK but when you consider that my fiancee got beaten up by some stupid Valleys boys outside a chip shop in Cardiff on the night of an England/Wales rugby international (they were doing their "patriotic duty" by attacking an Englishman - it took 4 of them to beat up one Englishman. Big boys huh?) it makes me feel ashamed of the behaviour of some of my countrymen and to be honest he no longer finds anti-English stuff very funny. He doesn't even like living here anymore but stays because I don't want to leave Wales just yet.

So I avoid doing it At the end of the day, whatever country we are from he is the most important person to me and his feelings matter more than anyone elses. I'm not going to hurt him just for "fun" or to satisfy some of my bigotted countrymen or other Celts with chips on their shoulders. God knows the "English" have never done anything to me. All the ones I know are lovely.

I'm expecting our first baby soon - our baby will be half English and half Welsh, but he'll be brought up not to take anti-English shite from anyone. God knows I was never brought up to be anti-English.

Answer 3

Everyone is entitled to laugh at what they want. One of my favourites is the fact that Scotland, Wales and Ireland have never won the world cup, and probably never will. The stereotype that the Scottish are a nation of alcoholics also tickles me, and the one about the Irish being as thick as pigshit gets me everytime.

Answer 4

Erm im English and neither stuck up or get wound up easy so dont think that we are all like that, youre the one who must have been hanging around people like that so what does that say about you?... Also this was a bit of a stupid thing to say "i can see them now getting right pissed off" O yer, im well pissed off....
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Answer 5

Ha Ha! Such a hoot!

Personally I think its more funny to read the history books and see how us English colonised you lot. Scots aren't a nation they are a colony of England. Now that's funny.........

Answer 6

Definatly this: "a individual and a chum are taking part in golfing faster or later at their community golfing direction. between the lads is able to chip onto the fairway while he sees a protracted funeral procession on the line next to the direction. He stops in mid-swing, takes to the air his golfing cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His chum says: “Wow, it particularly is the main considerate and touching element I even have ever considered. you particularly are a style guy.” the guy then replies: “Yeah, good we have been married 35 years.”

Answer 7

Hah, you fool. I'm English myself and there's no easier target than everybody else in the world, including the English. We can take the p*ss out of ourselves quite nicely for the simple reason that we're God's own people, you ginger-haired, deep-fried haggis eating transvestite!

Answer 8

It sounds like you need to travel around i think you may find you will get the same treatment they will give as good as they get and more.I have travelled around the world and see many Scot's getting relay wound up by many they try to wind up.

Answer 9

You sweaties have all got such an inferiority complex. You actually think we give a damn what you think.

To us, you're just a sad bunch of savage ginger tossers that can't speak properly and eat children.

Answer 10

Ooh deary me. It's winter youre bored you need to find a constructive passtime Jimmy.Let me think of one for you, ahh I know, There is a little wall that could do with a bit of repair, go fix it Jim.