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2006-11-14 03:42:39 · 5 answers · asked by ns_klosari 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the pirate's favorite fast food joint?
Arrrrrby's
2006-11-14 03:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Bricks 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head
bartender says we dont allow pigs in here
guy says its not a pig its a duck
bartender says I'm talking to the duck
Take my wife, please
two blondes walk into a bar
you'd think the second would duck
two guys get off their camel and are snarling traffic by lifting up the camels tail
a cop approaches and sez what the h*ll are u2 doing?
One of the guys said, a cabbie drove by and said look at the 2 @ssholes on that camel
a black man walks into a bar
bartender sez we dont serve n*ggers in here
black guy sez its ok i dont eat n*ggers
EDIT:
why dont women have any brains?
they dont have a p*nis to carry it around in
2006-11-14 11:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a *** stain!"
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a *** stain too!" she says.
The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."
2006-11-14 13:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Viren 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what is a lesbians favorite type of icecream?
KlonDYKE bars! lol
2006-11-14 11:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What goes.....
clop, clop, clop, clop ( bang bang bang ) clop, clop, clop, clop????
An Amish drive by shooting.
Hope it made you laugh
2006-11-14 11:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋