Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, �intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
2006-11-14 03:42:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny!
2006-11-14 03:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by mama3 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The boss is saying that he is intelligent and they are stupid for following his orders. They don't have intelligence because they are pretty easily told what to do and they get fooled eventually. They don't know any better. Following orders that don't make sense makes a person seem less intelligent. The fact that he did it without questioning, hitting the tree, proves it.
This is my interpretation.
2006-11-17 00:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me, I think he was too intelligent to understand the meaning of Intelligence so he applied an intelligence to convey his friend what is intelligence so that his friend can understand his intelligence !!! Ha Ha Ha ........too funny , Neat one !!! I liked it !
2006-11-14 12:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well what can I say,that was not funny at all.
2006-11-14 20:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 12:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That wasn't that funny. Sorry!
2006-11-14 11:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by mssweets84 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheh that was sort of funny...brought a smile to my face.
2006-11-14 11:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
waaaaaaaaaahahahaha......girl ur da best just like me lol..and btw "DONT TRY THIS AT HOME" nasty lol
2006-11-14 11:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by GIRL HUNTER 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFL.................IT is really very funny
2006-11-14 12:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋