Lady pregnant with triplets walking along high street. Bank robber comes out of bank firing his gun about and shoots her in the abdomen three times.
Lady rushed to hospital and amazingly they save her life and she gives birth to two girls and a boy.
They grow up happy and healthy; until one day when the children are about 16 when one of the girls comes rushing in, in tears. Mum asks:
"What is the matter?"
"Mum I have just been to spend a penny and passed a bullet!"
"That is amazing that must be from when you were shot before you were born!"
"You never told me about that!"
So she tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes in crying and her mum says:
"Don't tell me you have just been to spend a penny and passed a bullet!!"
"How did you know?!" So she tells her the story too.
The following day her son comes in crying and his mum says "Don't tell me you have just been to spend a penny and passed a bullet!!"
Her son replies (in a gruff voice if you are telling this aloud!) SCROLL DOWN
"NO mum! I was having a w*nk and I shot the dog!!"
2006-11-14 03:30:10 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great 10/10
2006-11-14 03:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At last a new joke on the site (I think). Well done and keep 'em cumming?
2006-11-14 11:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
will have to pass that one on!
nice one,
what was the dog doing in the same room ,,,? yuck!
2006-11-14 12:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by emboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great, cheers made me laugh!
2006-11-14 11:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Irishbird3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty poor!
buy a new joke book
2006-11-14 11:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by keeley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the moral of the story - beastiality is bad
2006-11-14 12:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 11:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooooooooooooooooo silly
2006-11-14 11:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hats off to you for that one mate superb!!!
2006-11-14 11:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I like
2006-11-14 11:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋