How about some new words to the 'Sheila's Wheels' advert.?

Question

OK, this could be sexist but could be fun too. I do think women are safer drivers but on the ad, the driver's leaning over the seat whilst driving at speed, mucking around with a map and sitting on the back seat while an uninsured, underaged kangaroo is doing the driving. I'd like to see the words 'school-run', '4x4' and middle-class git with more money than sense in your lyrics although that's not really important.

Answer 1

If in life you wanna get real far
you gotta have great big car
4x4 and guzzling
and a kid who needs a muzzling
at the school gates you're a superstar!

Answer 2

already been done mate...its called 'never let a woman drive' !

To the tune of the Sheila's Wheels song....

When women get behind the wheel
Your bound to hear the crash of steel
When she runs over a stranger
Then you know that you're in danger
So if you want to stay alive
Never let a woman drive.....

Answer 3

I think men and women are equal, well in most things. But i understand what your saying......... i really don't know why they have a kangaroo driving if women are the safest drivers!!!

Answer 4

Okay, here we go....

For ladies who insure their cars,
Sheila wheels are superstars,
Kangaroos can make the school run rather easy
Although their driving makes our kids queasy
As their bombing about in our 4x4's
Just like rebels without a cause!

Hope that does something for ya!

Answer 5

for ladys who think they can drive cars, Vauxhall are they basic cars we could save a bunch of 5s for taking the children to childminders and on bonus shopping spres not telling the husband weve taken his car keys so he can't follow me. so girls try and get down to sheila's weels without bending the front axel weels

Answer 6

It's already been done. Type Amateur Transplants into your search engine. They're good.

Answer 7

gimme some of what you are doin' cause you are sounding like a goof there you got your new word...GOOF