1) a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the zipper of his pants.
the bartender says "hey...you know you have a steering wheel attached to your pants, right?"
and the pirate says "arr...it's driving me nuts"
2) how to catch a polar bear:
cut a hole in the ice
toss some peas in the hole
when the polar bear goes to take a pea,
you kick him in the ice hole
2006-11-14 02:53:26 · 18 answers · asked by soren 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love the polar bear one. It took me a while to get it but I eventually did. Ice hole- lol. Anyways, I probably still dont get it but I hope I do. Dont laugh at me cause I dont get jokes that well. Post more, I like em!
2006-11-14 02:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by Brevin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But how does that catch a polar bear?
He's gonna be well pee'd off you kicked him.
2006-11-14 03:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha! lol, that is funny, especially the polar bear 1
2006-11-14 02:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by livinia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love em!
2006-11-14 03:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny!!! I like the pirate one hahahaha ;)
2006-11-14 03:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My GOD!! Thats was so funny I just Pi**ed my pants
2006-11-14 02:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by tribute_13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get them jokes out of a cracker?please put them back.00000000000
2006-11-14 03:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by MaryC O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both very funny, thanks for the laugh. I really loved the pirate very funny lol
2006-11-14 03:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 03:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite lame lol
2006-11-14 04:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by JOhnnydd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋