A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"
2006-11-14 02:29:54 · 16 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like!
lol
shame I never got to meet sam ; (
2006-11-14 02:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by emboo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old ones are the best
2006-11-14 02:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by lester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did she think he was dead- You don't die cos they cut off your part. Remember Mr. Bobbit?
2006-11-14 02:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it!
2006-11-14 02:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha
that isn slick i like it alot
2006-11-14 03:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 03:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!
Alas I new Sam too....(sob, sob,sob)
2006-11-14 02:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, she had seen his winky woo before, the dirty girl
2006-11-14 02:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nether mind
2006-11-14 02:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
2006-11-14 02:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋