how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
2006-11-14 02:20:54 · 13 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are you the "RETARD" in disguise?
2006-11-14 02:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the moon is full the monkey can soar and kick the pickle until the sun rise. Otherwise, it takes twelve nanoseconds to secrete one pickle seed from the exposed buttocks of the frozen monkeys hindquarters.
2006-11-14 02:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would depend on the size/type of the monkey and if the pickle was already split or not..
2006-11-14 02:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by thatoneguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as it takes for an ant to swim a week long through a can of syrup and that is equal to the number of skin that is needed to make trousers for a cow and that is the reason why crocodiles are so flat and watermelons have pips.
2006-11-14 02:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by zorro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhmm, 90 seconds?
2006-11-14 02:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by barter256 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three minutes
2006-11-14 02:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by mattinoh63 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a wood chuck would chuck 30 metric tons of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-11-14 02:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
half a day
2006-11-14 02:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by MaryJane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A HALF HEN!!
2006-11-14 02:23:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
half a minute.
2006-11-14 02:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
half second
2006-11-14 02:52:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋