A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk to it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector. I really do miss him..."
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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
2006-11-14 02:14:42 · 21 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm speechless....
2006-11-14 02:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time round but lost it a bit on the second telling and you didn't finish it. ;>)
2006-11-14 02:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mogseye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am always ready for new jokes, sometimes willing to stretch to new bad ones, and occasionally don't mind if it's one I've heard before, like this one.
2006-11-14 02:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by teary chocolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. the first 2 husbands were weird no wonder they got divorced ;)
2006-11-14 03:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a joke is so much better when you tell it 1 and a half times I find
2006-11-14 02:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My French teacher was a cunning linguist.
2006-11-14 03:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not a bad joke, actually is very good, A++
2006-11-14 03:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by electric_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt need telling twice got it the first time.
2006-11-14 03:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahaahah
notb heard it before very good
2006-11-14 03:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before.the third husband licked it. :)
2006-11-14 02:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thts funny!
2006-11-14 02:24:04 · answer #11 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋