An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." *
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blonds are stupid but all men are men!
2006-11-14 01:46:25 · 24 answers · asked by Boney 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...well done
2006-11-14 01:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous staggering...outstanding..........sturdy job......save up the sturdy jokes.....made me snigger... blonde version of who desires to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky one million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that reported "Disneyland Left" so that they went left and went lower back residing house. they got here across 2 blonde females frozen to dying of their automobile at thechronic-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet Did you pay attention with regard to the blonde that became into fired on the M&M company? They caught her throwing away all the W'S. physician (making use of a stethoscope): "huge breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys chum became into extremely injured and needed to bypass to the hospital for medical interest.So she at last have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she merely cal "911"? The blonde lady reported"nicely i couldnt locate the "eleven" button." 2 blondes are strolling in the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "hey look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for sort of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by making use of prepare.
2016-10-17 06:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
er ok, you answered. Perhaps the last part of the moral could be altered to read: "..but not all men can count past 2". Ok, I give up, the suspense is killing me.
2006-11-14 02:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by baobabjim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-14 01:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it much better whenn the blonde is stupid. But I guess this one was stil funny.
2006-11-14 01:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant mate
2006-11-14 03:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant!, at first i thought it was gonna be another dumb blonde joke, but this attractive young blonde proved that men is easily outsmarted with a pair of boobs! lol!, i wonder if this will really work?
2006-11-14 01:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO hadnt heard that before...tooooo funny..thanx for the laugh!
2006-11-14 02:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
2006-11-14 02:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is great to see a woman use that fact to her advantage. great joke
2006-11-14 01:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....aint that the truth...I would so do that but it would take me forever to put my girls back in my shirt! I woundnt make it to the front door! he he
2006-11-14 01:49:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋