How many people can you fit in to a standard Red telephone box?

Answer 1

Although the world record is indeed 14 last April the "Really Fat B******s Club UK" as part of their nationwide pie-scoffing tour decided to see how many gutbuckets you could stuff into one. It was rather unfortunate that first in was "Five arses" Jack Buckley and in retrospect the aid of the hydraulic rams to push him in there was not a particularly fine idea. When the Fire Brigade turned up it took twenty-three minutes for the crew to stop laughing and it may have been longer had not Jack just broken the world beetroot-scarfing record by a wide margin and consequently was suffering from gastric distress. The resulting anal eruption is thought to have been heard two towns away and the door of the telephone box was eventually found on the roof of the local Co-Op. No-one ever discovered the fate of the box's roof, but shortly afterwards a mysterious hole in the ozone layer directly above the blast site was reported. The partial destruction of the telephone box turned out to be beneficial in freeing Jack as the Fire Brigade were able five hours later (once it was certain all the gas had dissipated) to use oxy-acetylene cutters to cut away one of the walls, however one fireman was lightly bruised in the ensuing avalanche as Jack's spare tyre fell on him.
Both fireman and Jack were none the worse for their ordeal and BT is now investigating the possibility of telephone boxes sixteen feet square just in case Jack ever has to use one for real.

Answer 2

I think there is a World record for this. I will look it up in my Guiness Book of records when I get home.

Answer 3

The record is 14, two of whom were children.

Answer 4

137 and 3 midgets

Answer 5

14

Volunteers in the record-breaking stunt included 52-year-old Edinburgh resident Jimmy Robertson, who said: "It was very tight, but everyone was there just because they wanted to make it happen."

Answer 6

5 or 6 without it being too squashed. They would have to be fairly slim though.

Answer 7

as ashypoo said....... 14, but this depends on if you'd like to use the phone at any stage, to get some help removing the first few.. to get it emptied again.....

Answer 8

One of the mysteries of the universe - now we know why the TARDIS was blue.

Answer 9

13 i tried it

Answer 10

the record is 14

http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,4736597-108806,00.html

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