the wifes due home soon, what can i do?
2006-11-14 01:06:35 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yea right...go back to sleep and sweet dreams! lol
2006-11-14 01:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by lucky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ur sis in law is still there tell her to go to sleep on the bed or pretend to saying that she felt ill so u let her sleep in ur bed so if the ear ring is found u have a valid reason for it being there and thats why also the bed smells of her
2006-11-14 02:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by spec_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife to help you find the earring, that way your sis-on-law will know you as the hero you truly are.
2006-11-14 01:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obvious this is a fake question, if you have the time to write this question, I think you should have taken the time to wash the bed linen and change the bed, that way you would have found the earring too.
PS--sleeping with your sister-in-law, not really a smart move buddy!
2006-11-14 01:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by droopydog88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hide all sharp implements in the house, book a room at a local hotel for tonight, pack a bag and then start saving for the divorce. This will cost you big time and it serves you right.
2006-11-14 01:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strip the bed. If your wife comes home just tell her you were making the bed as the sheets smelt funny or something.
2006-11-14 01:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and tell the in-law she is a disgrace. Your poor wife would be better off without you both. Tell her the truth, be a man and get some morals.
2006-11-14 01:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on mate this sort of stuff happens in the movies... Well i suggest you start bloody looking for it and tell your wife you have been unfaithful....xx
2006-11-14 01:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Panic
2006-11-14 01:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean the sheets mister foul and hunt for that earring!
2006-11-14 01:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meet your wife at the door and tell her you sold the house and everything in it and take her out to supper to celebrate...
2006-11-14 01:12:39 · answer #11 · answered by Suthern R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋