how do you make a woman blind?
put a windscreen in front of her.
any more just add below and i will pick the best for a ten pointer
2006-11-14 00:37:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IF YOU POKE HER IN THE EYE WITH YOUR THING DURING ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-14 03:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at
home
>and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he
would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife
hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but
there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
2006-11-14 01:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try these! lol
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
*A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
*Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
*To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
2006-11-14 00:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
How do you know when a woman farts?
Her stockings puff up at the ankles.
2006-11-14 00:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ever notice how "men" are a mainstay in a womans life?
Menopause
Mental illness
Menstruation
mentos...okok just goshin' on that one..=)
2006-11-14 00:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only if you stand in front of that windscreen!
2006-11-14 00:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel Maria 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Q: How do you know if a woman had an orgasm?
A: Who cares?
2006-11-14 01:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
if your really ugly then thats enough to blind any woman! (no offence)
2006-11-14 00:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dont know only know how to make verticals
2006-11-14 00:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by rockchic 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
must have taken you all night to come up with that lol funny... not
2006-11-14 00:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋