Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her...
2006-11-14 00:06:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the main dealer?
2006-11-14 00:07:37 · update #1
Only a joke peeps didn't really happen :-) Happy Tuesday!
2006-11-14 01:38:44 · update #2
hehe. Good one. Have to admit, you had me there. I was reading going oh ooh,oh no he's hiding. naughty boy
2006-11-14 00:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 08:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by scheiber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever Rob! I like your story and it had a great ending to it! I will remember to use that on someone! Great joke bro! You got me laughing and smiling! How about you post some more of those??
2006-11-14 01:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear abby if your wife is going with some other persons.you go with some other sexy girls
2006-11-14 00:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess men and women come and go but Harley's are forever.
2006-11-14 00:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - that must have taken you ages but rest assured it was very funny
2006-11-14 00:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jen S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you were concerned about your wifes "valve covers leaking" and not the motorcycle then she wouldn't be cheating!
2006-11-14 00:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kind of Harley you got?
2006-11-14 01:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by MaL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i was really getting into the story!
but yeah i woul dcause it should not be doing that!
2006-11-14 00:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol, but it was on here about 2 weeks ago!
2006-11-14 00:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋