2006-11-13 23:21:14 · 13 answers · asked by shiranda d 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
kick him in the balls
2006-11-13 23:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by Miranda B 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Tell him that
1. He's like a brother to you.
2.You have found "religion" recently and start babbling constantly about the love of the Lord. Read to him the new rules of your life if you're to be together including lengthy prayers three times daily not including breakfast, lunch and dinner. Let him know that looking at you below your neck is lust and touching is evil until marriage.
3.Tell him that you now feel "fully woman" since your "operation"
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Pick an argument with him anywhere anytime over absolutely nothing
Do things that are unladylike (eg pass gas in front of him, swear, eat with your mouth open, slurp your soup. Better yet do it in front of his family)
Throw a VIOLENT tantrum and throw things for no reason
Blow smoke from your cigarette in his face
Act like you have tourets syndrome.
When he greets you flip him the bird, tell him to f@#k off and die!
2006-11-14 08:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by dirkthesmirk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Ask to borrow money.
2. Offer to have his baby (then discuss child support)
3. Talk about marriage and how great it will be when your Mom moves in with you afterwords.
4. Tell him you hate sex.
2006-11-14 07:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you used to be a man.
2006-11-14 07:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just say hi brother/ sister
2006-11-14 07:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by jimmy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you are pregnant,works pretty well
2006-11-14 07:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell him to get lost or il beat the **** out of him till he does go away
2006-11-14 07:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
don't look at him, talk to him, talk about him, let others talk to you about him.
nothing.
he'll go away.
and if you didn't already tell him,
Say its over between us and move on.
and do just that, find a new man.
2006-11-14 07:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
go crazy and scare him off
2006-11-14 07:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by crybaby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him you cant live without him lol
2006-11-14 07:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋