The politician lost the election and was forced to look for a job. To the personnel manager he admitted that he had both good and bad traits. "What are your good traits?" asked the interviewer.
"Well, said the politician, "I can do a job better than any person in the world. A dozen of the countries' largest companies are bidding for my services. I could unquestionably double your business within a month or two if you hire me."
Said the personnel manager, "That's very impressive. What about your bad traits?"
Said the politician, "There's only one. I have been known to exaggerate occasionally.."
2006-11-13 22:56:26 · 38 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus joke for ladies:-
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out
the animal in me.""So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
2006-11-13 22:57:55 · update #1
hmmmmm. good. 9.99 out of 10
2006-11-14 00:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-11-15 20:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First 7/10 second 10/10
2006-11-13 23:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-11-13 23:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Politician 4/10
Ladies 9/10, nice one
2006-11-13 23:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 on first 11/10 on second
2006-11-14 00:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by momof3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first joke is really superb.i just found the second joke a bit common but wasnt sooo bad.
ill rate the first joke 10 on 10 and the second 5 on 10. its not that bad.right??
2006-11-14 00:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think the politician joke deserves 7/10 while the other joke deserves an 8.5/10.
2006-11-14 01:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by akitin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st was funny and I think true about politicians.
2nd was real funny a good laugh.
Over all I will give you a 9
2006-11-13 23:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow poor politician and now I know who is afraid of a mouse!!! hahahahah
Hello Pd!!
2006-11-14 01:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woah! Okay, whoosh! Right over my head... then I got it! (I had to read the joke a few times) I like the politician better than the couple one... I don't know why though... Oh well! :)
2006-11-14 00:39:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋