2006-11-13 22:18:13 · 11 answers · asked by Charlie D 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Some of my classic insults:
Your lame behavior indicates that you are already dead in all ways that matter. Get a life. Make a friend.
Are you crazy, stupid, on drugs or just pretending?
For getting around filters: Pluck Yew!
For popular people: No one likes you, and they all think you are really just an average ********.
For religious people: Turn a hardcover copy of {insert Holy Book} sideways and shove it where the sun don't shine!
If they have done something truly remarkably dumb, I send them the following URL which is highly unsuitable for people under 18 or with other people listening:
http://stupidsex.ytmnsfw.com/
Try to work in their parents, as in "If only your mother had seen {website} before you were born then this whole mistake would have been avoided."
Enjoy! But use sparingly.
2006-11-13 23:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Wise1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best insult is to not give them any of your attention. Totally ignore the fact that they breath. Go about your life happy, successful and free of the negatives of hate, you may be causing yourself great distress trying to figure out how to "get" them and they may not even be aware of the fact you are upset with them. It is best to leave revenge up to the higher powers. Leave them behind, good luck!
2006-11-13 22:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by bud88cynthia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be the best Friend of ur enemy thats how u will learn his weak points then u can destroy him or keep ur Friend ship and remember by being a Friend with ur enemy thats the first step of insulting
2006-11-13 22:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One's actions reveals what he is, so, the right thing is no matter how your enemy insults you, you should respect him, because it shows how honorable you are, and how low your enemy is.
2006-11-13 22:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mido Elmasry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite all your friends on a party and dont give invitaion to the one you want to insult
2006-11-13 22:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by abdulqader e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clip your toenails and place them on their desk. grosses them out every time or put a porno mag on it.
Without knowing where the Nemesis is when you see him so it would be difficult which dastardlly pranke to pull.
2006-11-13 23:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by BONES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep your friends close and your enemies closer. reel them in so they think your their friend, then you can really hurt them...
2006-11-13 22:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by louiseeatsmonkeysontuesdays 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you pray for them instead?
2006-11-13 22:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by Mary N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know,,i have only just realized that only half the people i know are not idiots!
2006-11-13 22:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by lex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ignore them
2006-11-13 22:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋