An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
2006-11-13 20:57:55 · 15 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
naughty but very funny ^_^
2006-11-13 21:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL
:)
i dont think i've heard that one
an old man and his wife went to the doctor for his check up, the doctor walks in and says "im going to need a urine, semen, and stool sample from you"
the old man, hard of hearing says "huhhh?"
the wife says, "he needs your underwear dear"
ok, so mine was cheesy, but its all i could think of at the moment
:)
2006-11-14 05:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG Lmao soooooooooooo funnyyyyyy haaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha couldnt get the jar open omg loooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll good 1
2006-11-14 05:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes I have heard this one but it still is a good joke.
2006-11-14 07:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's funny... How about this one?
A penis tell the balls "get ready, we're going to a party" ...
The balls answered " you f***king liar, you always get in and leave us outside"..........
2006-11-14 05:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamer 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Two tums up, good one
2006-11-14 05:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's cute!
2006-11-14 05:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha... and i tought the old man was talking about his --tooot--
2006-11-14 06:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by crissame 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I did and I like it.......a funny one.........lol
2006-11-14 06:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehe my kinda joke
2006-11-14 05:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋