The European Communications committee has announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the German government remarked that English spelling had some room for improvement and has agreed to work together with a five-year plan for what will be known as ‘EuroEnglish’
Year 1.
"s" will be used instead the soft "c"
Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k".
Not only will this klear up konfusion but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" is replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
2006-11-13 20:41:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Me zouhgt zat wat gooz.
Is that right.lol. Very intelligent what you got.
2006-11-13 21:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Und efter zat yer, inglish vil sond lyk German nd Germans wil ned us to translat....
Yu ar vere luky de Arabs ar not involvd.
LOL Keep it up buddy, You are the best in Yahoo
2006-11-14 06:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice I would love to learn ! thx but now i have to learn for my chemistry exam tomorrow!
I did read all of it, some of which i couldn't pronounce, very interesting indeed!
2006-11-14 04:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! you forgot the "auf wiedersein!" at the end XD I love this one
2006-11-14 05:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i knew this one, but kept reading it till the end and now i'm laughing as much as i did first time i heard it
2006-11-14 06:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zats avsome. hehe. just kidding. thats great, where did you find it man.
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2006-11-14 05:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by faz_94 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey you rock. How did you get all this. I truly enjoyed it. Keep it coming
2006-11-14 04:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-14 05:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-14 06:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats so funny!!
2006-11-14 07:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......very clever of you...........thanks for the laugh........LOL
2006-11-14 06:27:01 · answer #11 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋