I went out saturday and a guy came over to me and said have you got a plaster, I asked why, and he said because i fallen for you and scratched my knee.................how sweet was that
2006-11-13 20:22:48 · 16 answers · asked by trouble 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I walked up to a girl the other day. And I asked her, "May I please have a picture of you?" She asked me why.. and I told her, "So I can show Santa Clause what I want for christmas." What can I say.. But it worked! =D =D =D =D =D
2006-11-13 20:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Cody B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't use chat up lines, probably why I'm single.
A friend of mine goes up to women and says "do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" They say no, and he says "Me neither, but I think it's enough to break the ice." Surprisingly, it has worked at least once.
My older brother told me that he used to go up to women with some money and say "I bet you that I can make your breasts move without touching them." They think easy money and let him try. He then waves his hands over their chest before copping a feel, saying "Damn, I always lose this bet!" I think that he said that it works.
2006-11-13 22:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by ravengambitx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard some really cheesy chat up lines i'll tell you a few!:
Did It Hurt?... What you would reply, When you fell from heaven!
Or: Thats a nice top..... but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Or: You must be really tired..Why?.. Coz you have been running through my mind all night long!
I could go on all day but i wont bore everyone reading these!!
2006-11-13 22:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by nicnac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 03:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said to this lady I have multi focal glasses and you look good in everyone of them The best
The worst I said the same thing to another lady in earshot of the first.
2006-11-13 20:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lick your finger, wipe it on the other persons arm and say "why don't you come to my place and take off those wet clothes" and if that don't work there's the good old "tripped over a tree lately? How about a root?"
2006-11-13 20:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Abs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy just walked over to me once and said "close your eyes" and then when I did he gave me a quick little kiss on the lips and a big cheeky smile when I opened my eyes again... lol it worked on me... though if he hadn't been so cute and lovely it might not have done!!!
2006-11-13 20:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by guylian_chocolate_seashell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was getting pestered on a night out by a guy I was not at all interested in...he kept saying he knew me from TV. In the end I said "Yes! I have seen you too on television..............................its called Interference now FCKU off!
2006-11-13 20:27:47 · answer #8 · answered by puffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't waste your time on chat up lines! grab them from their seat, drag them to the nearest public convinience, smack their head on the sink and hows ur father?!
2006-11-13 20:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My grandfather was the navigator on the Titanic. Do you want to come sailing with me?"
2006-11-13 23:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋