A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He
reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He
descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know
where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make
of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've
delayed my trip."
The woman below responded,
"You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
2006-11-13 20:21:52 · 9 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you
are or where you're going. You have risen to where
you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise, which you've no idea how to keep and
you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.
The fact is you are in exactly the same position you
were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
2006-11-13 20:22:16 · update #1
a beautiful one..........hahaha......could not control my laugh.......thanks ettezzil baby....for the great joke.
2006-11-13 22:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha lol Funny..so true
2006-11-13 21:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great way to brighten up my boring day!! Thanx Coox!!
2006-11-13 20:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ms innocent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I really should send this joke around the office.*smiles*.
2006-11-13 20:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and unfortunately true.
2006-11-14 08:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he met the rite person
2006-11-13 23:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-13 21:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So so true. Really good joke, thanks a 10 for you.
2006-11-13 23:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i love it!!!
2006-11-13 20:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋