Durex have bought out a commemorative pack of 3 condoms, with a gold silver and bronze condom in the pack...Aguy buys a pack, and takes them home to his wife, and boasts.." Its your lucky night, I am going to give you a athletes performance tonight when I wear my gold condom"
The wife hisses " Why dont you wear the silver one and try coming second for a change"
2006-11-13 20:06:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mark that's a good one
1st time i have heard it thumbs up Mark
2006-11-13 20:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here we go again, men for the high jump, well for a change let this be a hurdle for women to overcome, I putt it down to a lack of eating marathons on their behalf. If I had a chance to relay my thoughts to women it would be it is the long distance you should focus on and you would be miles better off.
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2006-11-14 04:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
I am lucky that I usually get to take the gold medel, not my hubby.
2006-11-14 04:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by FUGAZI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if she was really lucky he'd need to use the bronze on also.
2006-11-14 06:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I like that one.
2006-11-14 04:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jusntyme21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vgood lol, the best for a while
2006-11-14 07:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by David T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 05:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-14 05:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny ^_^
2006-11-14 04:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Can I steel this please? Is that a yes, thanks.
2006-11-14 05:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by Tws 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋