This guy and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their honeymoon night. At the front desk, they check in, and the receptionist gives the groom the key to the bridal suite. Just then he says to the groom, "Sir, It is now 6 o' clock, dinner will be served from 7:30 onwards."
The groom looks at him and says, "Thank you, but we won't be needing any." and off he and his bride go to the room.
The whole evening the people next door the bridal suite are phoning down to the main desk to complain about all the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute the whole night.
Next morning at 6am, the groom phones down to room service. "Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"
"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service. The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast and 6 liters of orange juice!"
2006-11-13 19:43:00 · 11 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you got there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?"
"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife as well?"
Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"
The groom replies, "I have to see if she can eat like a rabbit as well!!"
2006-11-13 19:43:30 · update #1
*smiles* Real cute.
Wouldnt mind being a newly wed eh?
2006-11-13 20:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny now. I loved it Thumbs up girl LMAO
2006-11-13 20:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
kind of a cheesy joke, but it did make me laugh..
TY for the giggle...
2006-11-13 19:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe as usuall funny again bit naughty too my kinda joke, hm... still the gap
2006-11-14 14:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few hole's to jump into.
2006-11-13 20:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of someone that I once knew!
2006-11-14 08:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, i love it, it's beautiful and funny, keep the coming!
2006-11-13 19:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke..lol
2006-11-13 23:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
horny little rabbit! LOL...
2006-11-13 19:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to go.......
2006-11-13 23:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋