Once upon a time....What comes next?

Answer 1

there was a person who liked beer too much. once he/she got poisoned beer. he/she drank it and stared jerking off and after 5 days, died becauz of jerking off too much, not becauz of the poisoned beer.
so, the moral is drinking beer is better than jerking off.
if u are smart, then u could understand it. if u r not, scroll down.
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this whole was a sarcasm for those who like drinking beer more than jerking off.

Answer 2

ONCE UPON A TIME there was this person who liked beer and one day decided to post a dum question on yahoo answers.......

Answer 3

a politically correct liberated little red riding hood encountered the chauvinistic and thick-headed wolf. Upon finding the wolf on the bed of her grandmother, she discriminated against him by telling him he had big eyes, a big nose, and big teeth. The wolf immediately claimed discrimination charges against her and they ended up in court. Upon learning that the preceding judge, red riding hood's close personal friend, was biased against him, the wolf gave up the lawsuit and decided instead to visit his old friends, the three little pigs, so he went to their house and........

Answer 4

a princess lived in a castle far, far away.
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
and the dish ran away with a spoon.
little miss muffet jumped over the candle stick,
and picked a peck of pickled peppers.
then peter peter pumpkin eater cried waah waah waah all the way home.
the end.

Answer 5

There Where Three bears
Mammy Bear
Daddy Bear
And Baby bear
Now theres millions of them

Answer 6

I ate some lime
then switched on the computer
And went to yahoo answers
I was filled with fear
when i saw the Q. of 'i like BEER'
:-D LOL=)
{LAME, i know}

Answer 7

Once upon a time.......there was a king, who used to say "I like BEER".........

Answer 8

there lived a beautiful princess.

Answer 9

there was this chicken who wondered into a fox den.

Answer 10

there lived a person who kept on drinking , drinking , drinking , drinking, ................................. BEER and then one fine day he realized that he was suffering from the CIRRHOSIS of liver and the rest was history