how many people think this is funny, or at least get it?
"Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, "Yep, definitely eight cows."
2006-11-13 17:35:09 · 21 answers · asked by Foodaholic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You would only get this if you've seen Johnny Lingo. In this movie, a rich Hawaiian guy - Johnny Lingo - wants to marry Mahana - an ugly girl - and goes to arrange it with her father. In this time period and place, the man bought the daughter with cows. So the more cows a woman was bought for, the prettier she was. People thought he would only pay like one, or a half cow for her, but he payed eight cows. When they came back from their honeymoon, Mahana was a babe! It's like an inspirational movie, and if you'd have seen it you would've gotten it.
2006-11-14 01:05:52 · update #1
What so funny about that.......sorry, i don't get it.
Best wishes
2006-11-13 17:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by sherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know, I remember as a child (the 1950,s) asking my mom were hot dogs came from and she said cows. I went out side and thought about it for a long time in my minds eye, as a 5 year old and all I could think of, coming from a cow was the teets, I remember being grossed out and would not eat hotdogs for a long time
2006-11-13 20:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by countryfarmer2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Unless that is you think that you look as fat as 8 cows. Still there's now way 4 me to know if its funny. sitting here it doesn't sound very funny. Maybe you just had to be there?
2006-11-13 17:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by antiekdilur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing growth and a woman responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computing device I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so forth. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She mentioned, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not bought the vigour on but!"
2016-09-01 12:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it... eight cows?? I'm presuming it's referring to the person's face...?
2006-11-13 17:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy cow! what a joke
2006-11-13 17:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moo!
2006-11-13 17:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soz to blow ur bubble but that isnt funny, email me if u want funny.
2006-11-13 17:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think this is funny, or at least get it?
No to both......
2006-11-13 23:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a cow!
2006-11-13 17:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by Moo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋