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Would he be giving advice to hurting people in "parenting" or "psychology" or would he be here, bashing gays and arguing about evolution?

2006-11-13 17:30:59 · 20 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He would most likely be spending large amounts of time in the Basketball section.

2006-11-13 17:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 0 2

Well since Jesus never bashed anyone or argued with anyone. I would guess he would try to help people.

2006-11-14 01:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Roy Munson 3 · 3 0

He is the beggining and the end, the first and the last. Perhaps that would answer every question ever asked.

2006-11-14 01:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Taking the time to answer individuals such as yourself who inside, know the truth but appear to be walking away from the only true and real risen messiah JESUS THE CHRIST.
So.....ya. -LIVE4TRUTH=] http://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/

2006-11-14 01:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by LIVE4TRUTH 3 · 2 1

He wouldn't waste his time in the shithole we call Yahoo! Answers.

2006-11-14 01:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

He wouldn't waste his time here. He would be busy spreading Christianity.

2006-11-14 02:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Judith 6 · 0 0

He has better things to do .. I think he would help kick some Al-quada a ss?

2006-11-14 01:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he would be helping all that he could, but he'd be out of his depth in video games, as he would never allow any cheat codes to be posted

2006-11-14 01:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It would be cool we would be able to ask him questions on help to become a better christian

2006-11-14 02:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

He would encourage everyone to flush the holy books at:
http://flushaholybook.com

He'd say, "who made this stuff up?"

2006-11-14 01:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by holy_flush 1 · 1 0

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