After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete *** of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face."
"He's an a**hole – piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
enjoi ^_^
2006-11-13 15:34:16 · 22 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
@.@ I guess thats a supportive wife :)
2006-11-13 15:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that is really funny!! What a wife would do for a husband....lol
2006-11-13 23:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-14 00:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by thelicrobins 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were drinking milk right now, it would be all over my keyboard at this point.
2006-11-13 23:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe a problem solving spouse
2006-11-14 02:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
The dedicated wife.
2006-11-14 16:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he as good to be screwed as your joke.
2006-11-14 00:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny like it a lot..........have a great week
2006-11-13 23:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so Wrong its funny
2006-11-14 00:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! ROFLMAO!!! I will forward this to my friends! Hahahaha! I am still laughing it was so funny! Thanks for sharing this! Keep em coming!
2006-11-13 23:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋