LOLS
ok thumbs down me zealotos!
2006-11-13 15:27:30 · 13 answers · asked by Labatt113 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have had the best questions tonight! I am still laughing about this one!
2006-11-13 15:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by daisy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, I get the joke really. But why does Jesus want to go to America anyway? He's go a lot of followers in Mexico. Besides he's a carpenter, he could help build them something other then cardboard boxes!
2006-11-13 23:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Gypsy Cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it'll never happen. Christ Jesus cannot return in the flesh (incarnate) a second time, for He has already died to the flesh and Resurrected. When He returns it will be in His Transfigured and Glorified Body of Light and Purity, having no physical or material carnality, nor ethnic race.
2006-11-13 23:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are plenty of Mexicans named Jesus who have tried to get over the border. Remember Hey-soos? Please specify which Jesus you are talking about.
2006-11-13 23:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, I ws saying to my hubby over dinner tonight that if Jesus comes back, it would have to be as a member of a religion that *believes in reincarnation*, so it would be just the COOLEST for Jesus to come back as a Hindu woman.
2006-11-13 23:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wouldn't come back as a Mexican. Mexicans have dark colored skin because they sinned and God put a curse on them. Jesus is perfect and is white.
2006-11-13 23:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that would be very hilarious.
the christian population would go from 55% (of the US population) to 15% (the non white evangelical population)
2006-11-13 23:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT QUESTION!!! LMAO.
But guess what? He's also that homeless person we keep stepping over. And He's that gay person that we love to bash. And He's that baby crying from hunger. And on and on and on...
God, help me to see your son in everyone I meet.
2006-11-13 23:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by BETTY ROCKER 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Next time try to be a Cuban.
FREE ENTRY.
2006-11-13 23:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you think he'd want to be in America?
Mexico is a Catholic country. Of course he'd want to stay there.
2006-11-13 23:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋