It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel."
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Merry Christmas!!!
2006-11-13 15:22:38 · 25 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that had me laughing out loud. The secound one is something that would prolly actually happen at my house, and the third one....yeah......could just see my little sis doing that.
2006-11-13 15:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol there funny and cute<3 i think the 1st 1 is the funnyist!
2006-11-17 17:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by Julz h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one
2006-11-13 23:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Harold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 1st and 2nd but didn't really think the 3rd was funny...
2006-11-14 00:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was FUNNY! The first one was OK, but I don't get the last one..
2006-11-19 20:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! Those are sooo funnny!!! Especially the 3rd one and the first..
2006-11-13 23:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 2nd one
2006-11-14 00:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by kwamaba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them were cute, but the first one gets my thumbs up and repeated!
2006-11-13 23:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOu rocks here - funny stuff
2006-11-14 22:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny... Post more joke...
2006-11-13 23:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by Dennis T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋