A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
2006-11-13 14:53:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL!!! Me likey that one! Thanks!
2006-11-13 14:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Miranda LOL, How true, How very true,
But I think I am not that lucky, My people dont have much, so Perhaps I wont wait for people to Pass, LOL
2006-11-13 16:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone's Gone,I think your sense of humour has GONE,brush up dear,Wink Wink..
2006-11-13 15:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to break into the business. I wouldn't even talk to that guy, it might be contagious.
2006-11-13 15:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by gone 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-13 14:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol.. he ran out of family members!! Reall funny!
2006-11-13 15:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa, terrible but funny.
Kassie
2006-11-13 14:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Be patient maybe next month.
2006-11-13 15:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL Good 1 ,,tx for laugh....
2006-11-13 16:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sad
2006-11-13 15:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how's a person to live. Very funny. lol
2006-11-13 14:56:41 · answer #11 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋